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Hey everybody, the new phone booths are here!


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  1. This reads like something from vintage MAD Magazine! Grumblat, really? I miss the old phone booths where Clark Kent could disrobe in peace.

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  2. I remember those old phone booths everywhere! and the town pharmacy had a WOOD phone booth!

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  3. I'd like to go back to those days.

    Cell phones are the Devil's workshop.

    Oh, and GET OFFA MY LAWN!!!

    Old man conversion? Complete!

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    1. We're going to have to call you "OMS"

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    2. Please do so! I'll wear the moniker with pride!

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  4. Lazy dials were the bane of my childhood. Seriously, I remember being annoyed by phone numbers with lots of 0's and high numbers in them, like 878-9000.

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    1. P.S. Most of the dials were made of relatively comfortable plastic, but we had an older phone in our basement that had a thin metal dial that cut into your finger, especially on those 9's and 0's! --Jim

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    2. And those old metal dials were painful...

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