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Collect them all, part II: STAMP TRAMPS



New this week at the Grumblat, Ohio, post office are these spiffy stamps, celebrating the winners of the 1951 Miss Postal Workers Contest.

We have (Clockwise) Miss First Class Delivery, Miss C.O.D., Miss Book Rate, Miss Postage Due, Miss Delivered in a Brown Wrapper, Miss Registered Mail, Miss Certified Mail, Miss Rural Free Delivery and in the center, Miss Special Delivery.

Be sure to get yours today, and remember, collecting stamps is FUN for the entire family!

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  1. anne marie in phillyMarch 28, 2019 at 12:45 PM

    miss special delivery looks like a blow-up doll.

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  2. DeedlesMarch 28, 2019 at 1:24 PM

    Grumblat, Ohio seems to be a fertile breeding ground for old timey white women! I'm sure I would be unwelcome there :)

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    1. The Cool CookieMarch 28, 2019 at 5:52 PM

      What else do you expect from a place called GRUMBLAT, OHIO?

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    2. DeedlesMarch 29, 2019 at 1:10 PM

      Sigh, the more things change the more they remain the same.

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  3. BobMarch 30, 2019 at 2:21 PM

    Them're some fugly tramps y'all got there in Grumblat, Ohio.

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