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Playing Dolls, Part II: Brad


So yesterday it was about Ken, today it is about Brad.  And Brad has it all going on.  Yeah, he is Christie's boyfriend, but he would also look mighty fine with Barbie.  And unlike Ken who never says a word, BRAD is a chatterbox.  "I talk." and, "I say many things."  Evidently, Brad was educated at Oxford because he also does not use contractions.
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  1. anne marie in phillyOctober 30, 2018 at 5:57 AM

    never heard of this guy.

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    1. The Cool CookieOctober 30, 2018 at 2:17 PM

      Well find one and pull his string. He Talks. And he does not use contractions.

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  2. DeedlesOctober 30, 2018 at 7:52 AM

    Who the bleep is Brad?! Most importantly, was his lack of bulge bigger than Ken's? Also, who the bleep is Christie?

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    1. The Cool CookieOctober 30, 2018 at 2:16 PM

      Christie was "Black Barbie". Then when they started making Barbie in many colors, Christie was laid off.

      Remember, in Barbie Land, there is no multiverse, while being a multiverse.

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  3. BobOctober 30, 2018 at 2:59 PM

    Are you sure that's not Isaac from The Love Boat????

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