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This is all sorts of Baltimore, all over it. 

After reading this page, I can tell you that peanut butter and mayo sandwich is deeply offended because it was left off this page.  Peanut butter and prune made it.  What of peanut butter and mayo? On white bread.

It's the loving wife who will mash up 3/4 cup of baked bean and top it with applesauce and wrap that mess on white bread in wax paper for her man at the shipyard. 


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  1. all these sammich ideas are fucking DISGUSTING!

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  2. Anne Marie said it better, but, ewwwwww!

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  3. I think I'll skip lunch this year.

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You were played, Dork.

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